Sundays

I love Sundays. I love that Evan doesn't work. I love that all the little things that need to get done around the house always seem to get accomplished on Sundays. I love that Hartlee doesn't have basketball, tae kwon do, t-ball, dance, or any other activity to be at. I love that she has no friends, so there are no play dates or birthday parties to attend. Its just me, Evan and Hartlee for one full day with nothing to do but be a family.

Momism #1

Always be careful when picking the big green booger from your child's nose. Child might turn his/her head in exactly the right direction and booger could wind up in child's mouth becoming a snack.

I was not about to go in her mouth for what was now a big green wet mushy booger, protected by two incredibly sharp baby teeth. Sorry Hartlee.

Thoughts Of Evan

The other night Evan was watching the Wonder Pets with Hartlee. For those of you who dont know what the Wonder Pets are, Mark, they are class pets that "save the day" when other animals, real or make believe, are in trouble. There is Linny the Guinea Pig, Turtle Tuck, and Ming-Ming Duckling.

Anyways, I was in the other room when I hear Evan, "Man Ming-Ming's a fuckin dick." This was then again confirmed a few days later when he replied, "arrogant fucking duck," after Ming-Ming tried to save the day by him/herself but then needed the help of Tuck, and Linny. Apparently my husband believes that an animated duck with a lisp meant to entertain children does not meet his animated duck with a lisp standards. Poor Ming-Ming.

Shake Your Money Maker

I have decided that the new rule at work is that the kids must dance if they want something. Its pretty awesome when a 19 month old does what looks like the twist just for some goldfish.

A Little To The Right Please

Did anyone watch the Oscars Sunday night? I usually never watch them, and I was reminded why when Sean Penn won for best actor. What is with liberal Hollywood? I find it extremely hard to believe that everyone there feels the way he does, but yet everyone there in Kodak theater applauded him when he gave his speech about the "hate banners" and the "shame in the eyes of people" who voted yes on 8. Do they applaud because of the backlash if they don't? Is right wing Hollywood that intimidated by the lefty's? Why are conservatives the ones who are made out to look like assholes? I think its very much the opposite.

Mr. Penn I voted yes on 8. And its not because I hate gays, I don't think that they should burn in hell or be exiled to an island. I do not feel shame for what I voted. Trust me I have done way worse to possibly feel shameful about. Yes on 8 isn't even in my top ten. Why cant you stick to what you're good at? And trust me it's not politics. Don't use your fame as a forum to spout off hate. Which is pretty hypocritical considering that is what you are outraged about in the first place.

I am so tired of everyone being so incredibly liberal.

Random

Why do people put fake animals in their yard? I think chaining a real goose, squirrel, bunny, etc to your lawn would be way cooler.

Pie, Oh Pie!

Tuesday night around 10 Evan and I were in the living room watching t.v. when we heard yelling and cussing outside. So like any normal person we muted the t.v. and opened the front door to get a better look and listen. I'm so glad we did.

Girlfriend: Fuck you Tim! You always wanna be with her. I ax you to fuck me, but all you wanna do is eat your pie! When the fuck are you gonna eat my pie?!

Seriously, that is what she said. Classic. Not sure if I will ever have a normal relationship with pie again.